thetrevorproject:

terminal-bisexuality:

I know HIMYM has a few bad lines, but this is the least heteronormative thing I’ve ever heard a dad say to their child, and it’s a line in a TV show.

Bi visibility, FTW!

fake-mermaid:

i’m really mad because i don’t want to have to worry about getting enough sleep or going to school and doing homework i kinda just wanna blog all day and night and not worry about anything

wigwams:

when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it

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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

officialalltimelow:

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

  1. I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
  2. Not popular enough for twitter
  3. Facebook is dumb

zuzuzuko:

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

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Kuroshitsuji Book of Circus ~ Sebastian’s glowing Red Eyes

YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!
a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)
me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]

cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]

me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

earthempress:

When hot people actually think you’re attractive 

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