girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

retiredjesus:

when u dont reply to someone and post on social mediaimage

fibug:

don’t ever give me games with customization options that you can’t change later because i will never make up my fucking mind

kittensnugs:

thetattedstoner:

viciouscunt:

weed-plnts:

supramitch:

The car enthusiast, who is a member of the U.S. Military, hated the car’s silver color. One evening, he let his wife doodle on a few scratches on the bumper, and when the sun came up and he saw her stunningly intricate and elegant drawings, they knew they had to forge on. While he worked on tuning the insides, she drew on the car.

After roughly 100 hours of work and several clear coats to protect the design, they had an impressively beautiful car that they had tuned up as a team! (x)

i swear i saw this like YEARS ago, why did it only resurface now ? 

woahhhhhh hope he never sells that car

This is adorable and awesome

She deserves a lot of head

"she deserves a lot of head"

luisstacks:

edjacated:

1st day of school

every day of school*

mishapenmagic:

letmebeyourtlc:

zandalarian:

niknak79:

Baby going through tunnel

probably thought his entire existence ended

nerdy moment: babies at that age don’t have object permanence. if the object cannot be seen, it does not exist. image how freaked the fuck out you would be if suddenly everything went black - effectively ceasing to exist. the baby’s entire world vanished then came back.

so yeah. he probably did think his entire existence ended.

It’s not nerdy. It’s called child development.

faunagrey:

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

This didn’t go the direction I expected. It was much better.

childofsquid:

As cute as it is, Makoto is terrified Haru might just roll over the baby

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine) jokes.

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?

Me: no

Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

underyourland:

mitchette:

captchi:

mochifever:

links-cyndaquil:

peanutbummer:

you know an anime means business when nobody has blue hair

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is that a fucking chocolate fish?

Hetalia is the most serious anime out there trust me I’m a doctor

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Pain changes people.